I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents.
Punk rock has become another viable art form. It always was. But now it's like everyone's doing it.
It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.
Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings
Prosthetic head is better than no head in the morning.
Why are there no clouds in the sky? ... 'Cause God wants to watch his favorite band again!