Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings
Why are there no clouds in the sky? ... 'Cause God wants to watch his favorite band again!
The one thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if you point anything out at all other than how beautiful he is and how nice he looks today.
I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go.
It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.
Music has never been at a better time then it is right now, we're really lucky to be a part of this wonderful thing called music.