Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved,it would be much simpler, but much less magical

My favorite musical? I don't. It changes all the time. I'm just a diehard, I'm totally old school, like I'll sit and watch, if they are re-doing Oklahoma in New York, I will be the first one there.

We created a brand for ourselves, so that now people can't get mad at what we do, because then they're just making of themselves.

It's all based on saying the shocking thing. We used to have a great time going to Hollywood parties and saying 'I think George Bush is doing a great job.' We'd clear out the room. I used to love it.

You know that everyone thinks that in order to do South Park we must be wild, crazy, rock and roll stars. But the truth is we're just wholesome middle-American guys. We enjoy soda pop, baseball and beating up old people just as much as anybody

The problem is we moved to LA... The only way to be punk rock in L.A. is to be a Republican.

I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off.