Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved,it would be much simpler, but much less magical

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.

I got into this little habit of architecture and building. I designed a house in Colorado and one in Hawaii. The idea is supposed to be build and sell - but then I can never bring myself to sell them.

We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun of Scientologists, we say, 'Whatever.' Someone says, 'They might come try to burn your house down,' we say, 'We'll just get another one.'

Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb?

In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever.

The problem is we moved to LA... The only way to be punk rock in L.A. is to be a Republican.