The Republicans didn't want the government to run your life, because Jesus should. That was really part of their thing: less government, more Jesus. Now it's like, how about more government and Jesus?

It's been a fascinating thing because we didn't really know how to write when we started South Park at all. It's been like, we've just sort of grown up a bit and it's amazing to just see how, if you take Butters and Cartman and put them in any scene, it works.

I just realized that there are going to be a lot of painful times in life, so I better learn to deal with them in the right way.

We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on the right. People on the far-left and the far-right are the same exact person to us.

I like to fancy myself more of a musician than anything else.

Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb?

Something is cool until everyone thinks it's cool.