The Republicans didn't want the government to run your life, because Jesus should. That was really part of their thing: less government, more Jesus. Now it's like, how about more government and Jesus?

I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff.

It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything with Cartman and Butters at the same time, it's great.

Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved,it would be much simpler, but much less magical

I like to fancy myself more of a musician than anything else.

Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.

I think people that have a brother or sister don't realize how lucky they are. Sure, they fight a lot, but to know that there's always somebody there, somebody that's family.