My dad was just a big Joseph Campbell nut.

I can feel myself dying inside.

The truth is, marijuana probably isn't going to make you kill people. Most likely isn't going to fund terrorists, but pot makes you feel fine with being bored and it's when you're bored that you should be learning a new skill or some new science or being creative. If you smoke pot you may grow up to find out that you're not good at anything.

I bought a house for my mom, I bought a house for my dad, I bought a house for my sister.

Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.

The problem is we moved to LA... The only way to be punk rock in L.A. is to be a Republican.

It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply... We've never considered ourselves satirists, but because we're on Comedy Central and because we're South Park on Comedy Central, we can do any topic we want.