I bought a house for my mom, I bought a house for my dad, I bought a house for my sister.

I try not to tune in to politics until it's two or three months before the election. Till then, it's like watching preseason football.

Before the church responded, a lot of people would ask us, 'Are you afraid of what the church would say?' And Trey and I were like, 'They're going to be cool.' And they were like, 'No, they're not. There are going to be protests.' And we were like, 'Nope, they're going to be cool.' We weren't that surprised by the church's response. We had faith in them.

There is nothing we can't do. So it's just the fact that we're doing topics like that that other people, especially network TV, won't touch, that we're satirists.

Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.

I just realized that there are going to be a lot of painful times in life, so I better learn to deal with them in the right way.

I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff.