I have no desire to ever talk to Sean Penn.
I can feel myself dying inside.
It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom.
There's a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have.
When I was in sixth grade there was a talent show, and I wrote my first sketch, 'The Dentist.' I played the dentist, and I had my friend play a patient. It was sort of what can go wrong at the dentist, and I just remember I had lots of fake blood and everything.
No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, 'Well it's obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some time with music.'