I bought a house for my mom, I bought a house for my dad, I bought a house for my sister.

Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be.

No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, 'Well it's obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some time with music.'

I love life... Well yeah, and I'm sad, but at the same time I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like, it makes me feel alive, you know? It makes me feel human. And the only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt somethin' really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good, so I guess what I'm feelin' is like a, beautiful sadness.

I find Mormons adorable.

What we're always looking for is weird social issues and weird connections to make. Luckily for them, there's no shortage of material.

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.