I bought a house for my mom, I bought a house for my dad, I bought a house for my sister.

To me, every episode is like a song, and every season is like an album. There's that part of the day when you first get the idea and you say, "This could be really funny." And you sit down and you write it. There's just something that happens there that doesn't happen when you really give it a lot of time beforehand.

I find Mormons adorable. I love Disneyland and old musicals, and, to me, Mormonism fits right in with all of that.

A scotch buzz is the best buzz in the world.

You don't need missionaries in Colorado; you got Colorado.

Any job is a job. If you have to be doing something, then you're probably not enjoying it.

I have no desire to ever talk to Sean Penn.