You don't need missionaries in Colorado; you got Colorado.

We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on the right. People on the far-left and the far-right are the same exact person to us.

It's all based on saying the shocking thing. We used to have a great time going to Hollywood parties and saying 'I think George Bush is doing a great job.' We'd clear out the room. I used to love it.

I don't want to say never, but I hope I don't become that 'take me seriously now' guy.

No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, 'Well it's obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some time with music.'

Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable.

I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off.