Bargaining makes you come up with the best ideas.

We created a brand for ourselves, so that now people can't get mad at what we do, because then they're just making of themselves.

My dad was just a big Joseph Campbell nut.

There's a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have.

So much of what you see now in Hollywood is written and directed by committee, and you can see it.

It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom.

Basically ... out of all the ridiculous religion stories which are greatly, wonderfully ridiculous—the silliest one I've ever heard is, 'Yeah ... there's this big giant universe and it's expanding, it's all gonna collapse on itself and we're all just here just 'cause ... just 'cause'. That, to me, is the most ridiculous explanation ever.