I try not to tune in to politics until it's two or three months before the election. Till then, it's like watching preseason football.

Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.

So we're considering doing a new Christmas album, because there's been Christmas episodes since then, and maybe finally do the version of 'The Most Offensive Song Ever' with lyrics intact.

My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for 'family home evening,' and I was like, 'Why aren't you people ignoring each other and watching television?'

You don't need missionaries in Colorado; you got Colorado.

I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.

We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on the right. People on the far-left and the far-right are the same exact person to us.