When someone goes, 'Oh, this group is really pissed off at what you said,' there's not a piece of my body that goes, 'Sweet!' That means I did it wrong. I'm just trying to make people laugh.

I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff.

I grew up with the religion of 'Star Wars,' frankly. That's when I realized there is something bigger out there... and it's called The Force.

So we're considering doing a new Christmas album, because there's been Christmas episodes since then, and maybe finally do the version of 'The Most Offensive Song Ever' with lyrics intact.

I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person.

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.

The problem is we moved to LA... The only way to be punk rock in L.A. is to be a Republican.