To me, every episode is like a song, and every season is like an album. There's that part of the day when you first get the idea and you say, "This could be really funny." And you sit down and you write it. There's just something that happens there that doesn't happen when you really give it a lot of time beforehand.

Something is cool until everyone thinks it's cool.

I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person.

There is nothing we can't do. So it's just the fact that we're doing topics like that that other people, especially network TV, won't touch, that we're satirists.

Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.

Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be.

When someone goes, 'Oh, this group is really pissed off at what you said,' there's not a piece of my body that goes, 'Sweet!' That means I did it wrong. I'm just trying to make people laugh.