My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for 'family home evening,' and I was like, 'Why aren't you people ignoring each other and watching television?'

I've learned that all a person has in life is family and friends. If you lose those, you have nothing, so friends are to be treasured more than anything else in the world.

Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.

Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be.

Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike.

A scotch buzz is the best buzz in the world.