My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for 'family home evening,' and I was like, 'Why aren't you people ignoring each other and watching television?'

If we have a great idea, we'll go, 'Oh, this could be a cool movie.' Or really for us, it's more like, 'Oh, this is a really bad idea. Let's do this. This seems really stupid.'

You don't need missionaries in Colorado; you got Colorado.

Once you have kids, you think like a parent. You get a lot more protective.

Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be.

We created a brand for ourselves, so that now people can't get mad at what we do, because then they're just making of themselves.

We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on the right. People on the far-left and the far-right are the same exact person to us.