So much of what you see now in Hollywood is written and directed by committee, and you can see it.

A scotch buzz is the best buzz in the world.

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.

There's a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have.

It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom.

I would let my kids watch this stuff way before I'd let them watch something like 'Full House' that I think would make them stupid.

My fear is that, as soon as I get married and have kids that I'll kind of do what a lot of people do and suddenly start making, 'Now I'm gonna make films for kids.' I really hope I don't do that.