So much of what you see now in Hollywood is written and directed by committee, and you can see it.

Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!

We created a brand for ourselves, so that now people can't get mad at what we do, because then they're just making of themselves.

I find Mormons adorable.

A scotch buzz is the best buzz in the world.

Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be.

My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for 'family home evening,' and I was like, 'Why aren't you people ignoring each other and watching television?'