Sean Penn's really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper.
My dad was just a big Joseph Campbell nut.
Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb?
I try not to tune in to politics until it's two or three months before the election. Till then, it's like watching preseason football.
A scotch buzz is the best buzz in the world.
I can feel myself dying inside.