We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on the right. People on the far-left and the far-right are the same exact person to us.

Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved,it would be much simpler, but much less magical

I would let my kids watch this stuff way before I'd let them watch something like 'Full House' that I think would make them stupid.

It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything with Cartman and Butters at the same time, it's great.

Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb?

I think people that have a brother or sister don't realize how lucky they are. Sure, they fight a lot, but to know that there's always somebody there, somebody that's family.

So much of what you see now in Hollywood is written and directed by committee, and you can see it.