Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.

Even from the very beginning, I didn't put any money in the stock market.

I would let my kids watch this stuff way before I'd let them watch something like 'Full House' that I think would make them stupid.

When I was in sixth grade there was a talent show, and I wrote my first sketch, 'The Dentist.' I played the dentist, and I had my friend play a patient. It was sort of what can go wrong at the dentist, and I just remember I had lots of fake blood and everything.

My dad was just a big Joseph Campbell nut.

Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be.

We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on the right. People on the far-left and the far-right are the same exact person to us.