Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.

My fear is that, as soon as I get married and have kids that I'll kind of do what a lot of people do and suddenly start making, 'Now I'm gonna make films for kids.' I really hope I don't do that.

We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on the right. People on the far-left and the far-right are the same exact person to us.

We created a brand for ourselves, so that now people can't get mad at what we do, because then they're just making of themselves.

So we're considering doing a new Christmas album, because there's been Christmas episodes since then, and maybe finally do the version of 'The Most Offensive Song Ever' with lyrics intact.

I hate puppets so much. I dream about puppets all night. I see strings on people. The nice thing is we can just take a puppet and put it in front of a wall and blow the shit out of it.

It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply... We've never considered ourselves satirists, but because we're on Comedy Central and because we're South Park on Comedy Central, we can do any topic we want.