Looks to me, Vince, like you hit a hole in one.

But Shane-O, Shane-O, you've got it all wrong, son. You see, when I pass, I'm not gonna leave my money to you! When I pass, I'm gonna leave all of my money to my beautiful daughter Stephanie... and, and whoever that guy is that knocked her up.

I think that if you go through life and no one hates you, then that means you're not good at anything

What is this, a Hybrid? You guys must be proud of yourselves.

Very, very good Pavlov, all your dogs have barked when you rang the bell. Your test was successful.

I just want everybody to know, on a personal note, from me, sincerely, it was all his fault.

Parental Discretion is advised, but will be completely f*n, ignored