But Shane-O, Shane-O, you've got it all wrong, son. You see, when I pass, I'm not gonna leave my money to you! When I pass, I'm gonna leave all of my money to my beautiful daughter Stephanie... and, and whoever that guy is that knocked her up.

I don't look like I've been on a week long crack binge with Amy Winehouse.

I'm bi-lots of things but lingual isn't one of them. Wait, did I mean to say that?

We all grew up as huge wrestling fans, and we need to understand why we liked it so much.

Your destiny is what you make. It's the choices that you make. And for every choice, there's a consequence.

He who laughs last, laughs best.

Something stinks here, and this time, it's not just him.