But Shane-O, Shane-O, you've got it all wrong, son. You see, when I pass, I'm not gonna leave my money to you! When I pass, I'm gonna leave all of my money to my beautiful daughter Stephanie... and, and whoever that guy is that knocked her up.

You know, if Chyna had a nipple for every time someone said she was the breast looking woman here, she'd be a millionaire!

First of all, Jericho...Liberace called and said he wants his pajamas back!

Trust me, lots of guys bring women up to their rooms when their wives are aren't there and get massages, it happens all the time. It means 'nothing'.

Alcohol does kill brain cells, because you've lost it.

Your destiny is what you make. It's the choices that you make. And for every choice, there's a consequence.

Parental Discretion is advised, but will be completely f*n, ignored