If I choose to come in this ring and walk over here and stand infront of the bald wonder twins and beat the living crap out of you, I can.

Tear to a glass eye. Tear to a glass eye.

You know, if Chyna had a nipple for every time someone said she was the breast looking woman here, she'd be a millionaire!

Undertaker, your yard is right in the middle of my world!

For the love of God, does anybody got a toothbrush?

Evolution is your solution.

So parents, get your children's permission to watch!