For the love of God, does anybody got a toothbrush?

I don't look like I've been on a week long crack binge with Amy Winehouse.

I just want everybody to know, on a personal note, from me, sincerely, it was all his fault.

Looks to me, Vince, like you hit a hole in one.

Alcohol does kill brain cells, because you've lost it.

I think that if you go through life and no one hates you, then that means you're not good at anything

There is always a plan B.