After crippling the big red retard tonight, over a short period of time I have run the gambit of the who's who in the World Wrestling Federation! Crippling Stone Cold Steve Austin, destroying the unstoppable Mankind; putting him out for three months and beating him for the WWF championship. And then, defending it only a week later and dominating...and, oh yeah, taking to school that little punk, your champion, The Rock!

You can never have enough nerds, freaks, and weirdos. You know what I'm sayin'?

So parents, get your children's permission to watch!

Sting's legacy was built on Ric Flair's reputation.

Tear to a glass eye. Tear to a glass eye.

You're probably right; he probably needs medication. That's all.

Parental Discretion is advised, but will be completely f*n, ignored