Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.

Just remember: If one bird carried every grain of sand, grain by grain, across the ocean, by the time he got them all on the other side, that would only be the beginning of eternity.

She sounds the way bananas taste.

Really being friends is the most important part, I think, of any relationship.

But I know what I like.' She smiled, and et the cat drop to the floor. 'It's like Tiffany's,'she said. 'Not that I give a hoot about jewellery. Diamonds, yes. But it's tacky to wear diamonds before you're forty; and even that's risky.

We all, sometimes, leave each other there under the skies, and we never understand why.

Well, I'm about as tall as a shotgun, and just as noisy.