Mick Jagger is about as sexy as a pissing toad.

Still, when all is said, somewhere one must belong: even the soaring falcon returns to its master's wrist.

A disquieting loneliness came into my life, but it induced no hunger for friends of longer acquaintance: they seemed now like a salt-free, sugarless diet.

The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it.

But I know what I like.' She smiled, and et the cat drop to the floor. 'It's like Tiffany's,'she said. 'Not that I give a hoot about jewellery. Diamonds, yes. But it's tacky to wear diamonds before you're forty; and even that's risky.

Traveling wears me out.

Mick Jagger moves like a parody between a majorette girl and Fred Astaire.