Anybody who sides with Canada internationally in a debate between the U.S. and Canada, say, Belgium, is somebody whose opinion we shouldn't care about in the first place.

Dogs are intelligent beings; they are not human beings. The life of a dog - there's no equivalency with the life of a person, and if you are putting a dog in the line of danger to save human life, and they can do the job reasonably well, I mean, seriously, what about dignity and self-respect? I feel like going out to dinner, I think I will have my cocker spaniel host the show tonight.

I want to act in America's interest and stop making shallow, sweeping claims about countries we don't fully understand and hope everything will be fine in the end. I saw that happen and it didn't work.

Everybody knows that only creeps put cameras in the bathroom.

I'm just not sure I trust the federal government not to trample on civil liberties.

I think Michael Moore is loathsome, though, not because he dislikes Bush, but because he seems to dislike America.

If you look at my columns I precisely said we have to avoid that. That it's important not to stereotype [Donald] Trump voters.