Everybody knows that only creeps put cameras in the bathroom.

Every single comedian in Canada is now living in the United States.

Why is this generation looking to aging icons like John Lennon and Bob Dylan for inspiration? Why not raising up their own icons?

I'm not trying to be mean. You [ Nicholas Kristof] have written about climate change. You're really concerned and you've thought a lot about the suffering of people in other countries. It doesn't seem like you have thought that deeply about the suffering of your fellow Americans. You don't have the solutions say as you do for global warming. And my question is: Isn't it always easier for the elites to identify with abstractions or poor people in other countries and kind of ignore their own country men. I have noticed this. Have you noticed that?

To be a feminist, you could cut your hair really short. You have to be really angry about something.

Bush's America. I wish we had more time. I didn't even vote for him the second time, and I feel like I got to defend him.

I'm in the business of value judgments .