The American Nazi party and the KKK don't really exist in a meaningful way. They may have an office or website. But they are not tens of thousands of members.

A lot of people now make a living off of YouTube. It's the world's most popular video site by far, it's a subsidiary by Google. Increasingly, Google seems to be letting politics dictate who is allowed to make money from the platform.

So that all the people who say, you know, "All the media hates America." A lot of the media does hate America but this is a case of, actually, the press doing its best, I think, to do the right by national security. So good for them.

I'm a foot soldier in the war on Christmas. And the war on puppies and sunshine.

I'm such a sap for democracy and politics that I get weepy when I see anybody voting.

There's no suggestion of why people might have voted for [Donald] Trump.

It's hard to be ambitious if you're content, isn't it?