Rich people making their houses bigger in order to make their lives happier wind up hurting their own marriages. There's a deep irony here. Do the couples perceive that irony?

"The man who alters his way of thinking to suit others is a fool." Our quote of the day is, from of all people, the Marquis de Sade, the most infamous writer in all of French literature. And by the way, if you recognized that quote, you're sick.

Every single comedian in Canada is now living in the United States.

I can't wait to work for Rick Kaplan. He's a great producer. I would host an infomercial if he would produce it.

The economic base of that rural Oregon area used to be manufacturing and logging. And that went away and they feel nobody has been speaking to them and finally Donald Trump has spoken to them.

I'm in the business of value judgments .

Everybody knows that only creeps put cameras in the bathroom.