In the absence of evidence, superstition. It's a Middle Ages thing. That's my theory anyway.

Canada thinks we're married; we don't know it exists. Every time we tell Canada to knock it off, it just feeds the fire.

To call me a partisan hack is ludicrous. [...] I am the least partisan person I know.

I'm for moral blackmail when it comes to putting away child molesters.

I definitely don't want to make Nicholas Kristof defend your employer, no one should have to do that but a sincere question.

If you are a [Hillary] Clinton supporter if you have friends who voted for [Donald] Trump it's harder to demonize that person.

I'm a foot soldier in the war on Christmas. And the war on puppies and sunshine.