Bush's America. I wish we had more time. I didn't even vote for him the second time, and I feel like I got to defend him.

Canada has little pictures of us in its bedroom, right? Canada spends all of its time thinking about the United States, obsessing over the United States. It's unrequited love between Canada and the United States.

I'm not for cutting off hands but I'm more for cutting off hands than I am for molesting children, if that's what it takes to stop it. I think that's fair.

If you look at my columns I precisely said we have to avoid that. That it's important not to stereotype [Donald] Trump voters.

I can't wait to work for Rick Kaplan. He's a great producer. I would host an infomercial if he would produce it.

I also think it's important not to demonize [Donald] Trump voters.

I have no time for political hacks who say things they don't believe because they get paid to.