If it was up to the U.N., Saddam Hussein would still be killing his own people.

Bush's America. I wish we had more time. I didn't even vote for him the second time, and I feel like I got to defend him.

I think Canadians, they may be offended that I pointed out that they're stalking us. But at least we're paying attention.

I'm just not sure I trust the federal government not to trample on civil liberties.

Feminism's latest victory: the right to get your limbs blown off in war. Congratulations.

Yes, older drivers are more likely to injure themselves and others when they get behind the wheel. But if you take that away, that is really the last lifeline a lot of elderly people have.

Rich people making their houses bigger in order to make their lives happier wind up hurting their own marriages. There's a deep irony here. Do the couples perceive that irony?