The modern tribalism of the left demands that each person choose a group and then agree with everything that group agrees with. And anybody who leaves that group is stoned to death.

Dogs are intelligent beings; they are not human beings. The life of a dog - there's no equivalency with the life of a person, and if you are putting a dog in the line of danger to save human life, and they can do the job reasonably well, I mean, seriously, what about dignity and self-respect? I feel like going out to dinner, I think I will have my cocker spaniel host the show tonight.

I think Michael Moore is loathsome, though, not because he dislikes Bush, but because he seems to dislike America.

Bush's America. I wish we had more time. I didn't even vote for him the second time, and I feel like I got to defend him.

I don't notice any sympathy for them in [ Nicholas Kristof] column. If you're writing a column saying the people for Trump are Nazis and Klansman and North Korean dictators.

It's hard to be ambitious if you're content, isn't it?

Life is short. You die before you think you're going to. Don't waste it in college unless you're doing something real. My view.