Canada thinks we're married; we don't know it exists. Every time we tell Canada to knock it off, it just feeds the fire.

Bush's America. I wish we had more time. I didn't even vote for him the second time, and I feel like I got to defend him.

I'm such a sap for democracy and politics that I get weepy when I see anybody voting.

I think I always stand up for what I believe in.

Antiwar protestors actually sabotaged and caused a huge amount of damage to military installations and military property during the war. I'm related to someone who caused some of that damage. I mean, it was real. I mean, there was a reason. I'm not defending it, but I'm saying it was not because they didn't like the politics of the protesters. The protesters were violent in a lot of cases.

I will say, the one thing Mexico does well is punish prisoners. They do. They're good at that.

I would encourage people to go to NYTIMES.com and read this column and you can see for yourself.