I'm such a sap for democracy and politics that I get weepy when I see anybody voting.

All of a sudden, people are going to decide they want to go micro, everything's smaller.

Christianity isn't dead. It still has the capacity to scare people. It still gives people the creeps, which means there is still some power behind the religion, as sort of watered down as it can be.

That great philosopher anonymous once said, never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

Every single comedian in Canada is now living in the United States.

I'm not for drunk driving - however, the states ought to decide. Different states have different penalties for drunk driving because they're states and they get to do that. If people of one state want to be lighter on drunk drivers, they're wrong. That's their business.

Television and the way we watch is going to change dramatically in the next year.