I'm such a sap for democracy and politics that I get weepy when I see anybody voting.

All of a sudden, people are going to decide they want to go micro, everything's smaller.

Feminism's latest victory: the right to get your limbs blown off in war. Congratulations.

I have no time for political hacks who say things they don't believe because they get paid to.

I'm for moral blackmail when it comes to putting away child molesters.

In the absence of evidence, superstition. It's a Middle Ages thing. That's my theory anyway.

I don't notice any sympathy for them in [ Nicholas Kristof] column. If you're writing a column saying the people for Trump are Nazis and Klansman and North Korean dictators.