Virtually everyone with a high-paying job in Washington, New York and Los Angeles demanded that voters not support Donald Trump for president but they did it anyway but we never saw it coming. Why is that?

England, Australia, Israel, a few staunch, important allies internationally. But we have lost a lot of international support.

Feminism's latest victory: the right to get your limbs blown off in war. Congratulations.

Canada thinks we're married; we don't know it exists. Every time we tell Canada to knock it off, it just feeds the fire.

I believe my friends and neighbors there are misguided. I think they are not going to get what they hoped for. But they feel betrayed by the Democratic and Republican establishment.

Bush's America. I wish we had more time. I didn't even vote for him the second time, and I feel like I got to defend him.

So you [Nicholas Kristof] have got this new column out, 12 steps for people who say are traumatized by the [ Donald Trump] election.