I very much like "Canada, the adults are talking" stance.

Canada thinks we're married; we don't know it exists. Every time we tell Canada to knock it off, it just feeds the fire.

So you [Nicholas Kristof] have got this new column out, 12 steps for people who say are traumatized by the [ Donald Trump] election.

I can't wait to work for Rick Kaplan. He's a great producer. I would host an infomercial if he would produce it.

I'm not vouching for Putin's character, he seems like a shady guy. Hard to see why he's a threat was.

Anybody with any ambition at all, or intelligence, has left Canada and is now living in New York.

"The man who alters his way of thinking to suit others is a fool." Our quote of the day is, from of all people, the Marquis de Sade, the most infamous writer in all of French literature. And by the way, if you recognized that quote, you're sick.