I am really only interested in new information, not freelance opinion. I don't really care what you think off the top of your head.

Life is short. You die before you think you're going to. Don't waste it in college unless you're doing something real. My view.

The war on Christmas. This is the most ridiculous right wing talking point I have ever lived through.The idea is that liberals want to get rid of Christmas.

We have the - the longest, friendliest border, you know, for the - for the longest time in the history - in recorded history, really, with Canada. And they get to sit on their moral perch, you know, take the moral high ground, say, oh, United States, shame on you about Iraq. They make us look bad internationally. And it's really not fair.

I think Canadians, they may be offended that I pointed out that they're stalking us. But at least we're paying attention.

Feminism's latest victory: the right to get your limbs blown off in war. Congratulations.

I'm such a sap for democracy and politics that I get weepy when I see anybody voting.