Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste.

I have no trouble with the twelve inches between my elbow and my palm. It's the seven inches between my ears that's bent.

I don't know. I never smoked AstroTurf.

Ten million years from now, when then sun burns out and the Earth is just a frozen iceball hurtling through space, nobody's going to care whether or not I got this guy out.

What is the difference between astroturf and grass? I don't know, I never smoked astroturf.

When I come into a game in the bottom of the ninth, bases loaded, no one out and a one-run lead ... it takes people off my mind.

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste.