Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste.

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste.

Ten million years from now, when then sun burns out and the Earth is just a frozen iceball hurtling through space, nobody's going to care whether or not I got this guy out.

Kids should practice autographing baseballs. This is a skill that's often overlooked in Little League.

When I come into a game in the bottom of the ninth, bases loaded, no one out and a one-run lead ... it takes people off my mind.

Some days you tame the tiger, and some days the tiger has you for lunch.

What is the difference between astroturf and grass? I don't know, I never smoked astroturf.