Ten million years from now, when then sun burns out and the Earth is just a frozen iceball hurtling through space, nobody's going to care whether or not I got this guy out.

Kids should practice autographing baseballs. This is a skill that's often overlooked in Little League.

We called Pete Rose and Larry Bowa the soup spoons, because they were always stirring things up. Twenty years later, nothing's changed.

I don't know. I never smoked AstroTurf.

What is the difference between astroturf and grass? I don't know, I never smoked astroturf.

Some days you tame the tiger, and some days the tiger has you for lunch.

When I come into a game in the bottom of the ninth, bases loaded, no one out and a one-run lead ... it takes people off my mind.