Never get into a wrestling match with a pig. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.
He adopted a role called Being a Father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a Protector.
Man, I hate waking up with a dead hooker.
A good friend helps you up when you fall, a best friend laughs in your face and trips you again.
If I could lick the sunset, I'll bet it would taste like Neapolitan ice cream.
Forgiveness is divine, but never pay pull price for late pizza.