Beauty isn't about having a pretty face it's about having a pretty mind, a pretty heart, and a pretty soul.

Women should not be enlightened or educated in any way. They should, in fact, be segregated as they are the cause of hideous and involuntary erections in holy men.

Why did the reindeer wear black boots? Because his brown ones were all muddy!

In China, especially in the cities, if someone fainted on the streets, or if someone was knocked over by a car, you'll find lots of gawkers and gloaters, but rarely will you find someone willing to extend a helping hand.

Meat-eaters make every day a 9/11 for animals in slaughterhouses.

Bring me then the plant that points to those bright Lucidites swirling up from the earth, and life itself exhaling that central breath! Bring me the sunflower crazed with the love of light.

A part of you has grown in me. And so you see, it's you and me together forever and never apart, maybe in distance, but never in heart