Why do they call it proctology? Is it because analogy was already taken?
Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish, you feed him for the rest of his life.
It was nice growing up with someone like you - someone to lean on, someone to count on.
A friend is someone who understand your past, believes in your future, and accepts you today just the way you are.
Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes.
The imprint of the father, remains forever on the life of the child.