A friend is someone who understand your past, believes in your future, and accepts you today just the way you are.

Women should not be enlightened or educated in any way. They should, in fact, be segregated as they are the cause of hideous and involuntary erections in holy men.

I love you like a river that understands that it must learn to flow differently over waterfalls and to rest in the shallows. I love you because we are all born in the same place, at the same source, which keeps us provided with a constant supply of water.

The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.

May I never miss a sunset or rainbow because I am looking down.

I think that it would be more true to life, true to the Bible. I wouldn't have a problem with a black man playing Jesus. Being born in that part of the world, he would be more close to being black than white anyway. Although what he did transcended all races.

The one you can get mad at only for a short period because you have important stuff to tell them.