Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.

The successful warrior is the average man, with laser-like focus and a chair that's not obtained from Craigslist that keeps poking into his back.

A boy is a magical creature - you can lock him out of your workshop, but you can't lock him out of your heart.

The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.

A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be

It takes a long time to grow an old friend.

Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes.