Now remember, they say if two people go together to visit the Taj Mahal, that means they will always be together. Are you ready for that? Guess I'm stuck with you then.

The act of focusing our mightiest intellectual resources on the elusive goal of goto-less programs has helped us get our minds off all those really tough and possibly unresolvable problems and issues with which today's professional programmer would otherwise have to grapple.

The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies.

All religions are equally sublime to the ignorant, useful to the politician, and ridiculous to the philosopher.

Fake friends are around when they think you're cool. True friends are around even when they think you're fool.

Neither fish, flesh nor good red herring.

Fake friends believe in rumors. Real friends believe in you.