Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends Will steal it and yell: RUN LOSER RUN!
Man, I hate waking up with a dead hooker.
Everyone is a friend, until they prove otherwise.
Just when I'm about to part with my friends is when I realize that I had the best group of friends ever.
Marriage is the sunset of love.
You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear.