Every coin has two sides, just like most people have two faces.

Make sure the clothes you buy on Black Friday take into account how fat you got on Thanksgiving.

Only one thing’s sadder than remembering you were once free, and that’s forgetting you were once free.

Good, Better, Best. Never let it rest. Until your Good is Better, and your Better is your Best.

A dishonest man spreads strife, and a whisperer separates close friends.

A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.

Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Because every buck is dear to him.