Everyone is a friend, until they prove otherwise.

Make sure the clothes you buy on Black Friday take into account how fat you got on Thanksgiving.

Well, pull up an ice block and lend an ear. Now you know how Santa uses these flying reindeer to pull his sleigh.

You have to take the good with the bad, smile when you're sad, love what you've got and remember what you had...Always forgive but never forget, learn from your mistakes but never regret, people change, things go wrong, just remember, life goes on.

No one understands and appreciates the American Dream of hard work leading to.

Only one thing’s sadder than remembering you were once free, and that’s forgetting you were once free.

All sex, even consensual sex between a married couple, is an act of violence perpetrated against a woman.