Make sure the clothes you buy on Black Friday take into account how fat you got on Thanksgiving.
Everyone is a friend, until they prove otherwise.
Fake friends believe in rumors. Real friends believe in you.
She soon learned, though, that giving weight to other people's opinions was creative nihilism; it was like being banished from the Land of No Words and exiled to the Land of All Bullshit.
The truth is the greatest enemy of the State.
Every son quotes his father, in words and in deeds.