I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus.

The love of my life is the love between friends.

I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

Fake friends are like autumn leaves, they're scattered everywhere.

America without her Soldiers would be like God without His angels.

If you must be without one, be without the strategy.

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.