The Wheels of Justice turn slowly but exceedingly fine.
While you're talking behind my back, feel free to bend down and kiss my ass.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you.
A true friend has your best interests at heart and the pluck to tell you what you need to hear.
Don't cross oceans for people who wouldn't cross a puddle for you.
Fake friends are like autumn leaves, they're scattered everywhere.