Nearly half of the American population is eagerly anticipating the end of the world. This dewy-eyed nihilism provides absolutely no incentive to build a sustainable civilization. Many of these people are lunatics, but they are not the lunatic fringe.

We fear our enemy but the bigger and real fear is that of a fake friend who is sweetest to your face and most vile behind your back.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad.

Friends are the flowers in the garden of life.

There is only one way to kill capitalism - by taxes, taxes, and more taxes.

True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable

We were in Chagrin Falls, Ohio. It's a nice town, but it's aggressively quaint. They've got a popcorn shop above a waterfall and parades that come through town. It's all-American.